The Seven Day Switch

by Kelly Harms

I think it would still be pretty much perfect if it weren’t for the two kids we made, as well as the fact that I finished my PhD and then got a job and then started my own business and now am too busy to bring anyone beers and kind of wish the sinewy forearms I once enjoyed so much spent more time loading and unloading the dishwasher.

my mom always said people can’t hate you if you apologize for their problems.