Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library (Mr. Lemoncello's Library, #1)

by Chris Grabenstein

“Knowledge is power,” said Charles. “It’s one of our fundamental family philosophies.” Another was We eat losers for breakfast.

you know what they say about libraries?” “Uh, not really.” “They have something for every chapter of your life!”

But shouldn’t you people have added windows when you turned it into a library?” “A library doesn’t need windows, Andrew. We have books, which are windows into worlds we never even dreamed possible.”