He spun around and tried to jump back into the car, but his legs were too stubby, and he bounced off the step instead and flipped over. I shouldn’t have laughed. A fart tore out of me, and the cramps doubled down. I struggled to breathe over the snickers as Eammon cussed Penny out and she shushed him. “Don’t be a pussy, Eammon,” I said. He shot a look at me. “Don’t you start with me.”
