Information is like a feral cat: what it wants most is to be free and to bite someone. Who am I to stand in the way of the call of the wild. Thus, protected by knowledge and the Pill, I fucked my way through college. It was easy; it was fun; and it was educational, if not reliably pleasurable. Emotional attachment is for children, and sentimentality is for great meals you’ll never eat again. I went to college for an education, and I got one.
