I was a virgin when Ricky Walker came to our house on Christmas Eve. I never slept with him. How would that have even happened? I didn’t write this letter. The handwriting is the same, and the stationery is Holly Hobbie, but she’s baking muffins. In all the Holly Hobbie stationery I remember owning, she’s gathering wildflowers. Conclusion: some of these aren’t my letters. Some of these are forgeries.
