Hungry: The highly anticipated memoir, from Celebrity Masterchef’s new judge Grace Dent

by Grace Dent

When Heston Blumenthal shows up making a risotto with a Dyson Airblade and a conical flask of formaldehyde, I still think: Use a pan, mate. Stop dicking about.

They never mentioned women like me who loved being handed a cute baby but loved more the moment I could hand one back, swathed in relief that the feeling of anxiety and responsibility wasn’t permanent.