“If women lived by your motto, we’d never give birth. Humanity would be wiped out. But we don’t. Do you want to know why?” she asks. “Because you like to have sex?” “Because, smart-ass, we know that you have to go through some pain to enjoy the pleasure.” My lips twitch. “Grandma Judy, I’m letting that one sit right there. I’m not going to touch it.” “You won’t when you imagine a watermelon coming out of it,” she says smugly.
