b00ks_in_nature

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I was covered in sticky come, my underpants were around my thighs, my softening dick was doing a great impression of Grover’s nose, and I still had my socks on. Exactly like him, except his dick was more of a Snuffleupagus than a Grover. I took his hand and started for the door. “Come on, Snuffy. Shower time.” “Snuffy?” “My favourite Muppet from Sesame Street.” I gestured to his dick.
Tic-Tac-Mistletoe (Hartbridge Christmas, #1)
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