“Yeah, definitely. Was just thinking of upgrading my gay status from queen to butch with these boots. They’re great.” Ren barked out a laugh. “Gay status is a thing? I must have missed the memo.” He picked Chutney up and opened the passenger door, placing her inside. “Oh, the gay memo. Yeah, it’s like the letter from Hogwarts. And Hagrid appears and says ‘yer a gay now, Harry.’” He laughed again. “He must have got lost.” “Maybe he was an Aussie Hagrid who couldn’t drive in the snow.”
