The Recovery Agent (Gabriella Rose, #1)

by Janet Evanovich

“Very bad to shoot panther,” Jorge said from the canoe. “They are on critically endangered list.” “He ate Henry Dodge,” Gabriela said. “Humans aren’t endangered,” Jorge said. “Okay for panthers to eat them.”

“Have you noticed we’re at gunpoint?” Gabriela said. “That’s just a minor inconvenience.

On a more emotional level, being the high priest of a demon god gives the dropout goth kid an ego boost.