Thanatos (The Underworld Saga #1)
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“Switch jobs with me for a day and then tell me how that’s possible!” “Broken record, bro’! That’s what you are! A scratched disc. I didn’t choose our lots. All I can say is, you need to make the most of yours, and you don’t.”
ece
i mean, i write gods in a kinda modern setting as well but this somehow feels ooc.
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Ray was tall, chubby, and Native American.
ece
lol and i thought i was not descriptive enough
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“Why should I do this?” Hades asked from his jewel encrusted throne.
ece
in my version, hades'd be ok if she was an adult. the gods following the same rules for the eternity is boring af.
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“Why don’t you become my queen instead?”
ece
BECAUSE SHE IS FIFTEEN YOU PERVERTS
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“No, I don’t think we’ve met,” Therese said. It couldn’t be. It just couldn’t be him. But how many people had she known named Than? Her knees felt like they might buckle.
ece
i wanna vomit.
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“He said he’s from down south. At first he said ‘down under,’ and we thought he meant Australia, even though he doesn’t have the accent. But he said he meant down south, from Texas. From what we gathered, he used to work on a ferry.”
ece
ok this is funny
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realized his primal senses were more finely-tuned when in mortal form, while his mind was more finely tuned when in godly form. In other
ece
i call bullshit. no indication their god and human forms are different, at worst he got used to the underworld so much he forgot what world above felt like.
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She could be with her parents and the sweetest, sexiest guy she had ever met.
ece
YOU ARE FIFTEEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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The glowing Sun
ece
aka original fuckboy apollo l o l
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“Her brownies are something called chocolate.” He stood up from his chair. “I’ll get them.”
ece
how can they NOT know
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“Zeus sent me to warn you that Ares is supporting this man, McAdams.”
ece
ARES I HATE YOU IN ALL UNIVERSES.
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Ares’s ultimate goal is to build a strong power in the Middle East to enable a third world war. He wants to see the U.S. fall.”
ece
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Does Than carry a gun? Is he a police officer? He’s just another kid.
ece
he is the god of peaceful death i mean...
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act.”
ece
TAKE A FUCKING BREATH LADY
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don’t care about all of that. God, Than, I just want to be with you. Can’t you see that? Why can’t that be all that matters?”
ece
YOU ARE FUCKING FIFTEEN
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Their dessert arrived. “What’s this called again?” Therese asked the waiter. “Baqlawa.”
ece
IN FUCKING EGYPT
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He would spend the rest of eternity thinking of ways to please his wife.
ece
SHE IS STILL FIFTEEN