So then, they come in da house smelling of excitement and Champagne and Stepdad Lady is holding some sort of hard golden toy in her hand. She kneels down and says, “Mommy just won a Golden Globe, Wiley!” Uh 1. I don’t know what that is. 2. You not Mommy. 3. Gold toy too hard for Wiley to chew and destroy. 4. Gold toy is trash.
