Trick
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Life is life, you know? Everything that happens is part of the story.”
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I’ve always had an open mind about experiences. But again, that’s because experiences are stories. I wouldn’t be much of a creative if I limited my worldview.”
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I have a picture in my mind of what I want my life to look like and then I wake up every day and try to live what I see in my head. Is that weird?”
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Pussy this good forces you to manage your expectations. And humble yourself.
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“Nah, I can’t let you do that. We’re still on a date. I have to feed you more than dick.”
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“The stuff is called Love Potion. She said it had pheromones in it and that it would attract you to me.” He shook his head. “That shit sounds so stupid coming out of my mouth right now but it seemed legit at the time. And it’s Halloween. What better time to listen to a witch than on Halloween?”
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“Look, I was nervous. I know I’m not the kind of guy you usually date. I was willing to try anything. Except be myself, obviously.”
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“No, bitch, we’re having sex! I’m sitting on his dick right now, okay? Can I go now?”
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“Say no more, fam. Do your thing. Ride that dick into the sunset and call me later.”
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I knew it was reckless but every now and then, a dick crosses your path and makes you do things you would never do otherwise. I would have never guessed Denard would be the one. He tricked me. And I was glad.