“A meet-cute,” Kaleen explained patiently, “is when a guy and a girl meet in a super cute and unique way.” “So only a guy and girl?” Paulo asked. “Well, no, I guess not.” “I mean, is it a meet-macho if it’s two guys who are into each other? Or a feminine-frolic if it’s two women?” “Shut up,” Kaleen said, rolling her eyes at her coworker.

