Sinners' Playground (The Harlequin Crew, #1)

by Caroline Peckham

wait, where would he stick his dick if I was a mermaid? And how do mermaids poop?

“Too many people think travelling the world will make them happy, more fulfilled or some shit. But the real stuff happens right here.

“And while we’re on the subject, calling them mommy porn is a guy’s way of belittling a billion dollar, female dominated genre which outsells any other genre in the world.