While that was fun and all, I still needed to get my ass off of this damn island before one of his goons found me and hauled me back for a spanking. Which would be bad. Obviously. Only straight up crazy bitches would like the idea of some big, muscular tattooed guy bending them over his knee and slapping their ass until they screamed. So that left me with one question which I needed to answer if I had any hope of getting away from said terrible fate. What would the Green Power Ranger do?
