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June 17 - June 18, 2024
This book is dedicated to JJ’s condoms. Big, thick, long and wide, Ribbed and studded with spermacide. Strawberry, bannana, peaches and cream, One tossed in a bush, another in a stream. Trojan, Durex, SKYN and Crown, Rip it open and go to town. Double wrapped or ultra thin. Pick your poison and enjoy within.
"My boyfriend punched me in the face, strangled me and dumped me in a shallow grave a few miles from here," I said blandly, slapping the menu down on the table and pointing out my burger. "I'll have that please."
Fuck Shawn. I hoped he got eaten by a fucking alligator. Or a bear. Or a really hungry rat.
“Back in the bag, JJ,” Fox commanded, ever the fucking boss, but I just pretended to toss fake hair over my shoulder. “Get it off of me with your teeth, bad boy,” I put on my best woman’s voice and he snorted as Chase barked a laugh in the front. “You like it rough, huh?” Fox lunged at me, flipping me up in my seat as he wrestled me and threw a few punches into my sides that I returned.
“Well if I’m not getting my dick wet tonight, you guys are gonna have to listen to copious amounts of porn when we get home. I’m feeling me some dub-con anime followed by a spectacular cream pie, you guys in?” I offered. “Why do you always invite us to your porn parties?” Chase tsked. “Why do you guys always say no?” I shot back and Fox released a low chuckle, a thing even rarer than his smile. “You could always head back to that old bird and save us listening to your dolphin sounds when you come. Then you can bring us back five more Gs,” Chase joked and I laughed. “I only made the dolphin
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“Chase…” Fox said, his tone filled with warning. “Who’s in the trunk?” Chase took a long drag on his cigarette, avoiding the question for a few more seconds while whoever was in there started thrashing and shouting against a gag. “Well…remember that guy Fritz? I happened to pass him by on my way over here and figured, what the fuck? Let’s kill two birds with one stone tonight.”
Fox drew a gun so fast I wasn’t even prepared when the first shot was fired. Chase moved to my side, his leather jacket grazing my arm as Fritz screamed, blood pooling out over his crotch from where his cock had just been blown clean off. I cupped my junk as I sucked in air through my teeth. I had not been ready for that dicksplosion.
Just your average Friday night in Sunset Cove. We swung him left to right, building up momentum before nodding to one another and launching him over the edge. He flew like a bird. Like a dead bird with rocks in its pockets, but still. Fritz hit the water with a huge splash then slowly sank into its depths. The sharks would destroy the dickless wonder by morning. Nom nom nom. We should really have been given some kind of medal for feeding the shark population around here. There were a few rare species in these waters, but I liked to think they just became a little less rare tonight.
“You gotta let him stretch his little penguin wings,” I joked, smirking and Fox rolled his eyes at me, but his mouth twitched at the corner. “Penguin’s don’t fly,” he muttered and I snorted. “They do if you throw ‘em hard enough.”
I didn’t plan on losing any more members of my family than I already had. So compromise may have been a bitch, but she was a bitch I was willing to be fucked by from time to time for their sake.
“You know what’s unacceptable, Johnny James?” She shot a glare at JJ. “Kidnapping people. So as fun as this little throwback isn’t, I’m gonna head out and flirt a cocktail out of a bartender at the nearest surf and turf.”
“Oh this?” she asked sarcastically, pointing at her neck. “I got in a fight with a seagull over an ice cream. The gulls ‘round here have gotten real violent.” “That’s not funny,” JJ hissed and I nodded my agreement while Chase’s eye just twitched with the rage in him. “Anyways, this has been so much fun,” she said girlishly, ducking out from under Chase’s arm and dancing past JJ as he tried to catch her. She made it to the sliding door as JJ moved to block the only other exit and she spun around to look at us, warning us off with her eyes as me and Chase took a step toward her too. “But I’m
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“Who gave her those bruises?” I hissed, barely able to get the words past my lips. I’d plant every bullet I had in the motherfucker who dared hurt her. I would remove limbs, sever arteries, rip out every single organ- “She won’t say,” JJ said, planting his shoulder against one of the struts that held up the awning on this side of the pool.
“Fine…I’m here to get my asshole bleached, they’ve got the best beauty salon this side of Sunset Cove. Your turn,” she deadpanned and JJ burst out laughing.
"Wind your neck in, Badger," she said, fucking mocking me. "Because I'm not giving you shit. Oh, except this..." She held the dog in one hand then reached into her denim shorts' pocket, rummaging around in it for a second while the three of us waited, curious as fuck to see what she had hidden in there. A beat later, she took her hand out and flipped me her middle finger. I slammed my palm down on the kitchen island in fury and the way she flinched made me even angrier.
“You’re drunk,” Fox deadpanned. “No, I’m soberly challenged,” Chase corrected, laughing and I punched him in the thigh as he buttoned up his jeans. “Shit, I need a top up or this hangover’s gonna be as much of a bitch as your momma, J.”
After Rogue had left town, I’d vowed never to let a woman take my balls again. They would stay firmly between my thighs for the rest of my days to be sucked on and fondled by many a woman. And the odd guy when the occasion called for it. I wasn’t into men exactly, but a brother could always use a helping hand from time to time, a finger here, a tongue there. We were all just flesh and bone, and sometimes a hand was going spare that might as well be put to use.
I know you like to listen Jolene. That’s why your paid pussy all wear these.” He reached into his pocket, tossing a little microphone down onto the desk so it bounced across it to land under Chester’s nose and I smirked. Trust Chase to take a blowjob for the team. Jolene bristled and Chester turned even redder. “You’d better have paid my girl by the way,” Jolene snarled and Chase laughed obnoxiously. “She was begging for my cock, I think she would have paid me to suck it. But I wouldn’t have taken the money anyway. I’m generous like that. So you’re welcome.”
Not that I'd be licking it. But shit, these boys really had grown up in the past ten years. They'd grown and grown and...wow I can totally see the outline of his dick through those shorts. And it was not a small outline either. Damn. I licked my lips before I could stop myself and when I forced my eyes up and away from the leviathan lurking inside Fox's shorts, I found his green eyes fixed on me.
"I need a foot long in my mouth, Johnny James," I warned him in a serious tone. "I need to put it in my mouth and swallow it down good and make sure I lick all of the-” "Shit, Rogue, you're gonna get me in trouble if you keep going down that road," JJ warned, trying to grab my sub again and I cursed him as I lurched towards the window, losing a slice of tomato in the process which fell down onto the carpet with a wet slap of mayo. "Whoops," I said as JJ groaned and I took the opportunity to take a big bite of my sub. It. Was. Heaven.
“We need to eat together.” "Leave me alone, J!" I shouted. "I just need it in my mouth. Let me put the foot long in my mouth. Stop trying to sandwich block me!"
“Who’s seen my girl?” I demanded and several people shook their heads in answer. But one shirtless guy with a joint in the corner of his mouth pointed to the wall, seeming nervous. “The rainbow haired chick, right?” he asked in a drawling surfer way and I nodded, my hands curling into fists. “She scaled that wall about an hour ago, boss. Jumped right up from the barbeque and I was like woah, that rainbow chick can fly.”
"The problem is, I'm not that girl anymore. And you're not that boy. I wanted you then because that was when I thought that you and the others were my whole world. It was when I could look past every shitty, crappy thing in this place and see all of you and know it was going to be okay because I'd always have you. So I guess I should be thanking you really. You opened my eyes to the reality of my life. My worth. You taught me not to live on prayers and wishes and to accept the shit that was thrown my way. You taught me not to rely on anyone."
"It's a game where I see how many holes I can stick in a person before they bleed out on me. You know, like you’re a pin cushion. My current record is seventy four, but I think if I take my time with you, I could hit triple figures," he purred and save me Lord for I have sinned because fuck me Jesus, that was the darkest, hottest thing I think I'd ever heard someone say. I was damn tempted to drop to my knees and suck his cock in payment for that. This dude, this total fucking asshole of a dude, just went to bat for my Mutt and all of a sudden I wanted to worship him on my knees.
“Greg.” I rounded on him. “Fuck off. And keep your moustache away from my mother. If I find one prickly hair in this house from this day forward, I’ll hunt you down, rip that monstrosity off of your face and feed it to a starfish. The starfish won’t like it Greg, but so help me, it will eat every scrap because no one defies me in this town.”
“You ever speak about Rogue Easton like that again and I’ll cut your dick off and force feed it to your mother.”
“I’m not dating you, asshole. I have a perfectly stable, no-drama relationship going with my vibrator!” “Not anymore you don’t,” I snapped then her footsteps pounded through the trailer. “Argh!” she roared. “You monster. Why would you do this to Vlad?!” RIP Vlad.
"I trust you brought your credit card? Because I'm seeking reparations for Vlad the Impaler," I replied sweetly. “You gave that thing a full title?” he asked arching a brow at me. “Yeah. And he lived up to his job description nicely. But now he’s been vanquished so I need a replacement.” "I'm not buying you another vibrator," Fox growled. "If you want to feel something long and hard inside you then I have everything you need right here."
I reached up and grabbed the three most expensive ones, arching a brow at the oral vibrator which was said to mimic the tongue unlike any other. Yes please. Who needed a man when I could have hundreds of dollars of drama free silicone? "I'm not paying for these," Fox growled as I dumped them into his arms. "Well, if you don't then the next time you let me out of your sight, I'm gonna go and find a bar and I'll pick out a big blonde, tattooed asshole and let him go to town on me without a condom while I call him Badger and let him plunder my fox hole." "Then I'd kill him," Fox said darkly and I
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“I’m kinda with Chase on the ungodly hours. Who wants to function before ten am anyways? Fuck em’, Ace. We can have brunch together,” Rogue said in a way I wasn’t sure was entirely a joke. Why would she want to have brunch with Chase? He’d been nothing but a dick to her since she’d gotten back. “You wanna do brunch?” Chase questioned, though there was a flicker of hope in his eyes that got my back up. Great, now I’m a possessive asshole just like Fox. Chase had a right to fight for her too, not that he’d win, but I still wouldn’t block him when he was ready to shoot his shot because all of us
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Plenty of my dancing girls chose to fuck for extra cash, and I offered them protection and escorts to and from jobs to keep them safe. They were going to do it anyway, so I let them and took my cut. I wasn’t a pimp exactly, but well, alright I was a pimp. But one who actually gave a crap about the people who worked for me and made sure they got health care and shit, so at least I was a nice pimp.
I cursed as I spotted Maverick charging down the closest of the two jetties, barking orders and looking really freaking raging as he hunted for me. I didn't want him to catch me. No freaking way. He looked like a pissed off troll who might wanna eat a unicorn haired girl for breakfast. And not in the perfectly acceptable, head between my thighs way of eating either. Oh no, he was out for blood and guts and brains. So I was good staying away from his teeth for now.
While that was fun and all, I still needed to get my ass off of this damn island before one of his goons found me and hauled me back for a spanking. Which would be bad. Obviously. Only straight up crazy bitches would like the idea of some big, muscular tattooed guy bending them over his knee and slapping their ass until they screamed. So that left me with one question which I needed to answer if I had any hope of getting away from said terrible fate. What would the Green Power Ranger do?
“We’re going on a date,” I announced, looking to her for her reaction. Which was a pout. Great. “You do realise that normal guys ask girls if they actually want to go on a date with them? Which, if you’d bothered to do, I would have refused.” “Hence why I didn’t ask,” I said simply and she kicked me in the leg. “That’s the part where you cut your losses and turn your attention to another more willing girl, Badge. It’s not the green light for kidnap.”
“She a-attacked me!” Rosie sobbed, sniffing loudly. “Yeah,” I murmured. “And it was hot as fuck.” “What?” she gasped, looking up at me and I realised I’d said that out loud. “You were hot as fuck, Rosie,” I amended and she nuzzled into me. “She’s a psycho.” She sucked in a shaky breath, still crying. “Yeah,” I murmured. A hot fucking psycho I want to bend over and ram my dick into while she curses me with every colourful word she knows.
"You were the ones who were so desperate to hear all of this. But I can't possibly tell you all of it in one sitting and I don't care to. I've been used and tossed aside and beaten down so many times and by so many people that I lost count. Life has spent a long fucking time teaching me that I'm not ever going to be rescued and I'm not ever going to be loved and I'm okay with that. I know how to rescue myself and I know what I am willing to sacrifice to survive, and I can promise you it's more than I ever even knew I had to give. But there is one thing I am not and never will be and that is
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I bit my lip as I caught sight of Fox looking mad enough to shit a brick dressed up like a fisherman in a really bad porno. Like what would his bit even be? Let me come plunder your trout? I need to inspect your sea cave… No. Pass. I’d stick with the cover story me and Chase had come up with thanks. Billionaire newlyweds on our honeymoon.
