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I yanked the skateboard out of his hands and smirked at him. "I'm taking this because you're a shit human being," I explained. "And if you cry to your daddy about it, I'm gonna wait until you're asleep in your bed and then come and drag you out into the night and dump you out at sea." "What?" he squeaked and I realised that I was a grown ass woman threatening some kid. Not my finest hour, but he was a dick and he needed to learn a lesson.
“Penguin’s don’t fly,” he muttered and I snorted. “They do if you throw ‘em hard enough.”
"Just like old times, eh Rogue?" he teased. "You never could skate for shit."
"I liked the idea of someone having my back, even when I knew I was all alone,"
"Leave me alone, J!" I shouted. "I just need it in my mouth. Let me put the foot long in my mouth. Stop trying to sandwich block me!"
I was ‘el gruñón’ – the grumpy one – and JJ was el coqueto – the flirty one.
Telling Chase what to do led to him acting out like a pissed off toddler. In fact, him and Rogue had that in common.
Christ, why did I have to have self respect right now? His body was like…super high maintenance edibility. I needed to lick it. Slooooowly.
“Lo siento, Ana. JJ es un manwhore.”
It started vibrating angrily and I stomped harder on the defiant rubber dick, booting it to death until the batteries rolled out. When it was in pieces, I kicked it under the bed and smiled satisfactorily. If the machines rose up and took over the world, I’d officially be naming myself the Vibratornator.
"No. Fuck, your level of crazy is out of control. I was just saying that to make you back off."
“Great, well book me in for that next week. I’m free on any day that doesn’t end in a Y.”
Fox would tell us off, Rick would curse us for leaving him out and JJ would come up with a bunch of targets for us to hit next.