Now, about pain. For you lot, it’s a useful and positive thing. It tells you when something’s wrong with you. Admittedly, it’s a bit naïve in believing that once you know about the problem, you can invariably put it right, so maybe as a system it could do with a little fine-tuning, and presumably they intend to do that in the Mark 2, which I gather is due for release anytime now, though for some reason my breath remains unheld.

