A Little Life

by Hanya Yanagihara

Their friend Lionel used to say that Willem must have been a fisherman in a past life, because he couldn’t help but attract pussy.

oooook very nice lol

And so who would be his partner, who would make his unit? No one, it often seemed. They had abandoned him.

Oh my gos shuf fhe fuxk up

And he stood and did an imitation of Jude’s walk,

JB why are you the worst and hang out with even worse people

And then, before he knew it, he was doing Jackson’s imitation of Jude,

Literally put my head in my hands and said oh god