Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

by Tamsyn Muir

With the proper motivation, Griddle could wield two swords in each hand and one in her mouth.

Hello there, distant relation to Roronoa Zoro.

Gideon saw lights dull in every eye that had gleamed for Double Bones with Doctor Skelebone.

Is it bad that i would unironically love to take Double Bones with Doctor Skelebone?

There were metal ladders going down into the pit, but why would you though.

You never know, might be something neat in the creepy pit.

“This calls for rigor, Nav.” “Maybe rigor … mortis,” said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically.

To be fair, puns *are* funny automatically.