And we all experienced the same Disneyland. We all paid $9.50 for our ticket books. We all hoarded our “E” tickets and waited 45 minutes in line for the Pirates of the Caribbean. We all had a similar experience at Disney. Now Disney says, for those of you who don’t have a lot of money, it’s $119. You eat mediocre food, and you wait in line. For those of you who are a little wealthier, you can pay $170 and get something called a FastPass. And instead of waiting an hour for the Pirates of the Caribbean, you only wait ten minutes. And for those of you in the 1%, you can do a VIP tour.
