From Scratch (Welcome to Sea Port, #1)
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Read between February 21 - February 28, 2020
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But Mary had long since accepted that her life was not a romcom, or a straight romance. It was a pure, unadulterated, comedy, a farce to be exact.
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Old Mary was an interesting being. She still had all of present day Mary’s insecurities, but she just didn’t give a shit about them. Apparently.
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“Does it sound dirty when he says it too? Or is it just me,” she continued.
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“She's asking, Sergeant, if your dick gets hard when I call you sergeant? Sergeant.”
Whitney
I’m screaming
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“What your dick is gonna feel like in my mouth.”
Whitney
BITCH!
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“Also, since I’ve had your dick in my mouth, I figure it’s time we start communicating like adults.”
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“And that, ladies and ladies, is what a well-fucked woman sounds like,” Leah said as Dominique howled, but from far away as if she’d dropped her phone.
Whitney
Lmaoooo
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“Ok what’s the closest airport,” Keisha replied, “I’m just looking for a plane ticket. Whatever the hell is in the water down there, I need it.”
Whitney
BITCH ME TOO
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But even after reading the summons and complaint three times and passing it to Knox and then Santos that night as they cooked dinner, the question remained about who had written the article and who had complained about her. 
Whitney
Whoever did this needs to MIND THEIR BUSINESS
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“I decree that the love between the baker, the policer officer and the fire chief is not now, nor will it ever be, deemed immoral so long as I am mayor.”
Whitney
The fact that this even had to be a discussion