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If there was one thing she’d learned while applying for, and being denied, tenure; it was that the time had come for Mary Woods to start living her life for herself.
Rediscovering her décolletage felt very essential in unearthing the Mary of Christmases past.
So what Billy knew, what Billy had lived, was that his past did not have to define him any more than he let it. He was not his mother. He certainly wasn’t his father. He could be his own man.
she walked toward the exit, Knox’s bicep downright pulsing in her palm. Knowing that Santos would follow. Oh yes, Old Mary was definitely back. And she might be about to get some action!
Santos didn’t have a type. He was, in this at least, such a fucking cliché. Female, male, short, tall, Black, Latino, White, skinny, fat he didn’t give a shit. It was about the person. He’d always been that way. Because at the end of the day what mattered to him most was the chemistry.
But Mary had long since accepted that her life was not a romcom, or a straight romance. It was a pure, unadulterated, comedy, a farce to be exact.
“She's asking, Sergeant, if your dick gets hard when I call you sergeant? Sergeant.”
Bahahahaha!
“I don’t wanna choose. I want you both. But I’m not interested in a rotation and I don’t want to come between you two. I want you both. At the same time. And if you’re both open to it, I want you two to want each other.”
But his dick had been half chubby for a week. So this deep baring of their souls and the PG “getting to know you” questions would have to wait for another day. Because he was ready to fuck.
“No honey, you’re not hearing me. I don’t care if he crawls under this table and starts sucking on your pussy. You’re not gonna come in this diner.”
“Also, since I’ve had your dick in my mouth, I figure it’s time we start communicating like adults.”
“First, I will punch out every person at that newspaper. Second, girl if your shy, timid ass is out here getting it in with the cop and the fire fighter, there must be something freaky in the water down there. And I am parched.”
