Her offer is incredibly sweet, but I wouldn’t even know how to forge a genuine friendship with her. I’d like to believe Brie wouldn’t judge me for stripping, or for being involved with a forty-eight-year-old man…or for sleeping with my stepbrother who happens to be a murderer. But the truth is, I just don’t know. We’re complete opposites, with Brie being on the good end of the spectrum.
