"Never have I ever had the hots for one of the guards," said a girl with pink eyebrows and the words Suck My Glit tattooed along her jaw. She drank and so did a bunch of the others as they started snorting like ponies. "Which one?" Sparkle demanded of her. "Officer Cain," she said with a grin. "Cain's a hardass, I like my asses soft," said a huge guy with colourful knuckle tats that said Suck Horn. "Like Officer Hastings."

