I’m a traumatized vampire. I never thought I’d have a normal relationship. I thought I was going to marry some girl, and sneak out at night to sleep with strangers and drink their pets.” I roll my eyes. “When did you think that?” “I don’t know,” he says. “Pretty much from age thirteen to … however old I was the night you kissed me.” “Fuck, Baz. You deserve better.”
Yikes
