He wiped his nose with a black handkerchief he pulled from his jeans. “See? Look at us. Two manly men, pushing back on toxic masculinity, weeping at one another, loving each other un-fucking-abashedly. I mean, okay, one of them is gay as a three-dollar-bill but honestly I think being gay is even more manly, because it’s like, whomp, double-dicks, extra dick energy—”
