But Dolly doesn’t do that. Dolly, she set traps. No, no, I mean it, traps. Pits, usually. Pits they fall into and can’t get out of. And now you’re thinking, That’s dark, that doesn’t sound very Dolly Parton, her going around, digging holes and dropping Nazis in ’em, but that’s what she did. They fall in there and she keeps them there, but it’s not as grim as it sounds. She tries to rehabilitate them. She gives them food and water and sings to them, reads to them from—well, the Bible, the Quran, some Buddha shit, some poetry, and she tries to help them be better. Sometimes they get better, and
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