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“You have a master’s degree—navigating a map should be child’s play.” “I have a master’s in psychology, not cartography. The skills aren’t transferable ... unless you want me to probe the map about its deep-seated anxiety issues.”
“Nothing death or dismemberment related. I do want something fun to happen to us, but that’s doubtful given that we’re heading toward a village in Wisconsin.”
“Nothing good comes from dating a bearded guy. If they’re devious enough to hide their chins, they could be hiding anything ...”
“Bitch-slapped by a feisty, dessert-loving geriatric. I almost feel sorry for him.”
“Moreover,” the King continued, “I have no desire to make an enemy of you quite so soon in our acquaintance. I would rather that you come to despise me naturally over time.”
“He’s an idiot. You would be an incredible queen.” Sasha was taken aback. “You really think so?” “Absolutely! As a professional child tamer, you’ve developed all the necessary skills to wrangle mythical beasts and deal with deviant peasants. Plus, your scolding skills are top-notch. You’d be an asset to that cesspool.”
“My almost-husband is a bird.” Lyla opened one eye and looked at Sasha blearily. “Everyone’s got faults,” she mumbled and rolled onto her side, her back to Sasha.
“It turned into a street-fight,” the Senior Center operator said, shaking her head. “They made shivs. I guess it’s our fault for offering a course with so many make-shift weapons. Next semester, we’re sticking to chess.”
The Shadow snorted. “What does it matter? When a beautiful woman graciously offers you a debaucherous adventure—and seems entirely unconcerned about your status as one of the magic folk—then the proper response is: ‘Thank you, my lady. Allow me a moment to remove my breeches.’ ”
“Thank you for explaining the complex concept of heterosexual royal marriages.” Lorn saluted
“In Between, we have outlawed arson unless you have a permit, and those are notoriously difficult to get. But I thank you for your support.”
