"Where is Tyler on your scale, Penny? Now I'm just super curious." Melissa's face was bright red. I had been trying to avoid this. I didn't want to fight with her again. Tonight had been going so well. "I don't know. It was so long ago..." "God, just tell me." "Below James." What was she expecting me to say? "So, he's not as good as James? You're such a bitch." "No, Tyler's really good in bed. I just...I'm in love with James." "So, you think Tyler's great in bed? What, do you still fantasize about him or something? You're the worst friend ever."
