This is why you died, you fucking Fuckwits! You had to lock everything up behind a million million pretend walls so no one else could get to it and have any fun and you could all be sneaky hoarding dragons all the time even though it doesn’t matter and no one cares and now there’s crabs in your skulls. Babies share, and you couldn’t do it. I was born in your toilet, I should at least get to use your shit even if I never worked for Sam-sung! You’re still making everything terrible for me, thanks a lot!

