The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)
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I give myself another minute and then unpeel my pancaked body from the kitchen floor.
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“Listen, coffee maker, I know you think you’re the shit because you’re bougie as hell, but let’s keep it real. You have one job—to make coffee—and, bitch, right now you’re sucking at it. You should be ashamed. What would all the other coffee makers have to say about your attitude?” I growl as I try for the hundredth time to make this damn machine work.