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I could be paranoid, but I’m pretty sure that my ancestors just bitch-slapped me for my ungrateful response to being selected. Message received, ancestors, message fucking received.
I have the sneaking suspicion that he was adopted and returned because of the Bog of Eternal Stench that lives in his ass and not the mellow way he has about him.
Oh fuck, did the hex destroy my gaydar?” he asks, panicked, which of course just makes me laugh.
“Totally would have been a Death Eater,” Tad proclaims randomly, pointing a thumb in Rogan’s direction.
“You’re a disgrace, Lennox! You have to ride that for posterity’s sake. I mean, even if you don’t end up happily ever after, you’ll be able to look back on those orgasms with fondness. Treat yo self, Leni!”
“How’d you sleep?” he asks, and then he takes a quiet, demure sip that I have no respect for.
