The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)
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I’m so ready for a glass of wine, my just big enough tub, and some Witcher. Lord knows I need a healthy dose of Henry Cavill in my life to remind me why I shouldn’t look into becoming a lesbian.
Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
No truer words have ever been spoken! 😂
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Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
Why is it always a park or playground?
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magical line
Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
Who wants to make a bet that her mother was from a magically powerful line? Do we even think the mother is truly dead?
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“What would you rather I say? Shazam? Boom shaka laka? Voilà?” “I mean, a simple yeet would have sufficed, but boom shaka laka is a solid choice as well.” “Noted,” he deadpans, and I fight a smile.
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“I work monthly with a blood donation center to weed out possible issues with donations and apply blessings on what they’re delivering. Some doctors refer patients to me if there’s a struggle to pinpoint an issue.
Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
So basically he's a witch doctor?
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“Listen, coffee maker, I know you think you’re the shit because you’re bougie as hell, but let’s keep it real. You have one job—to make coffee—and, bitch, right now you’re sucking at it. You should be ashamed. What would all the other coffee makers have to say about your attitude?”
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I stare at the bag of coffee beans, debating the merit of skipping the middleman and just eating them. That’ll show this snooty bitch of an espresso maker what’s up. She doesn’t own me. I will prevail.
Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
I am LIVING for the sass!
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“So, just out of curiosity, when you don’t get a lot of sleep, what’s your cycle? Obviously, slap-happy is cycle one,” he points out, circling his finger in my direction as if that’s all the proof he needs. I think about the question. “Slap-happy, hangry, impatient, and then cuddle slut is a solid pattern for me,”
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The exchange happens so fast I’m not sure what to make of it.
Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
Very sus. Is Rogan going to betray her?
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But not pumpkin coffee, that shit just tastes like burnt Thanksgiving.
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“Very lucky,” he repeats just as softly, but I don’t bother trying to interpret what that could mean.
Sarah Cats.of.Mayhem
Either very cute or very worrisome
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I look around and realize that lycans have dipped many a toe in the hot as fuck gene pool. Strong, virile, tall bodies are everywhere. Both men and women are a feast for the eyes. I have to stop myself from calling Tad and announcing that I’ve found the promised land.