The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

by Ivy Asher

Lord knows I need a healthy dose of Henry Cavill in my life to remind me why I shouldn’t look into becoming a lesbian.

I don’t care if my lady bits just fired up like some NASA rocket that’s ready to launch,

“I mean, a simple yeet would have sufficed, but boom shaka laka is a solid choice as well.”

I mean, even if you don’t end up happily ever after, you’ll be able to look back on those orgasms with fondness.