The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

by Ivy Asher

This is some first kiss kind of shit, and we are so not there. I don’t care if my lady bits just fired up like some NASA rocket that’s ready to launch, I don’t like Rogan Kendrick.

So relatable haha

“I mean, a simple yeet would have sufficed, but boom shaka laka is a solid choice as well.”

Yeet or boom shaka laka lol

“Slap-happy, hangry, impatient, and then cuddle slut is a solid pattern for me,” I reply candidly.

Think he will see the whole cycle :D

“If you go straight up Karen and ask to speak to a manager, you’re on your own,”

Something everyone would say in the middle of a deadly fight :D