The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

by Ivy Asher

“Well, I hope someone breaks your windows because they think you left a dog in the car to die,”

“Listen, coffee maker, I know you think you’re the shit because you’re bougie as hell, but let’s keep it real. You have one job—to make coffee—and, bitch, right now you’re sucking at it. You should be ashamed. What would all the other coffee makers have to say about your attitude?”