Well this Sucks

by Carrie Gray

“Well, I was on the Tinder date from hell with Joseph Sloth. Dude lived with his mom and would massage her tummy to get the poop mojo flowing. Can you believe he said that on a first date? Like that was supposed to turn me on or something. It’s not like it was even going to be that difficult to get me to go home with him, I was for sure DTF. But he still managed to fuck it up. Dude seriously needs to work on his game.”