Well, this Sucks

by Carrie Gray

“Yeah. But it’s okay. My new mommy is, like, totally the best,” I said with wide eyes and faked enthusiasm. “One of my old foster dads married a stripper named Jingles.”

“When you’re the vampire king, your entire life is brunch, Drew.”

Rocky grunted, which was his way of saying, Like, omg, you are totally extraordinary, Drew. Let’s get our nails done next week and drink mimosas on the beach.