Maggie's Grave

by David Sodergren

Maggie! What a brilliant idea. He pictured Margaret Thatcher in a corset, smacking a riding crop off her bare thighs and leaving a thin red welt.

🤣

She didn’t want to be one of those idiots in a horror film who’re always twisting their ankles when they’re running from the killer.

At least she doesn't twist/break/destroy her ankle and keep on running like nothing happens 🤣.

Stimulants? A mix CD? It sounded like they were teenagers on a weekend trip to Magaluf.

LOL. Not exactly Rosemary's Baby but in the same ballpark 🤣.

Once you’ve seen a witch tear a man inside out from his arsehole, you’ve seen it all.

Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.