The Torch that Ignites the Stars (Arcane Ascension, #3)

by Andrew Rowe

I probably should have expected the train robbery.

There’s a technical term for what happens to a person when that happens — we call it ‘exploding’.”

“On a scale of one to dead, how would you rate the importance of the ship combusting?”

“G’bye for now, then. And don’t forget to murder me later!”

“So, after this, can we get something to eat? All this justice is making me hungry.”