The Last House on Needless Street
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Read between May 14 - May 18, 2021
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I judge people two ways – on how they treat animals, and on what they like to eat. If their favourite food is some kind of salad, they are definitely a bad person. Anything with cheese, they are probably OK.
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I unwrap a fresh pack of cassettes. They smell good.
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Children are like a chain around your heart or neck, and they pull you in every direction.
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There are five or six rolls of duct tape on Ted’s bed. He buys the stuff by the yard.
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macramé
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she went away
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Anyway the trick to life is, if you don’t like what is happening, go back to sleep until it stops.
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‘Locronan,’
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In the village they called him Pemoc’h, because he slept where the pig would sleep.
Mike Collins
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Trugarez,
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‘It is practice,’ Mommy said. ‘You will thank me in the end. Everything in life is a rehearsal for loss. Only the smart people know it.’
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‘I want you to feel the power of it,’ she said. ‘Of walking away from something you love. Doesn’t it make you feel strong?’
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cat key ring
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cottonmouth
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rowing
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caca.
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brouhaha
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lunk.’
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Bible fell off table again?!?!? Why? Table legs uneven?!?!?!
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pyrethrin.
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timothy grass
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bullshots.
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people who like lemon juice are the same kind of people who love salad. I won’t have it in the house.
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ankou
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She winces and resists the urge to mention that she’s a poet, but doesn’t know it.
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Ophidiophobia,
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timbre,
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boilermaker.
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If sorrow had a scent, she thinks, this is what it would be like.
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gadabout,
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Well, if the lord always made everything perfectly clear, there would be no point in faith, would there?
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Mike Collins
imprisoned
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sibilant
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The past is close tonight. The membrane of time bulges and strains.
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corn snake,
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Snowball, that was his name. The mouse, not the boy.
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dust bunnies.
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Theodore.
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This was a place of transformation, where the wall between worlds was thin. I could feel it.
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iliz.
Mike Collins
Compare with ’église’.
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Damselflies
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we
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Lauren pulled me on.
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Orange Julius
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barrettes
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Everyone needs someone, Lauren, I say sternly. Even I know that. A person to stroke you and tell you nice things and get annoyed with you sometimes.
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Dissociative identity disorder.
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War of Northern Aggression.
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Don’t worry, no one will ever know it’s you. I’ll change your name – Ed Flagman or something.
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thurst
Mike Collins
Typo - should be 'thrust'.
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