“You aren’t actually expecting me to feed you, right?” His tone was so incredulous and annoyed that Vlad almost laughed. “I am,” he said, keeping a straight face. He couldn’t deny he enjoyed getting this guy riled up. “I’m a big man, and I burned a lot of calories saving your fat ass last night.” “Excuse me?” Sebastian spluttered. “My ass isn’t—” He stopped and smiled sweetly. “Why, I didn’t know you noticed my ass, Vlad. Careful, or people might get the wrong idea, mate.” Vlad gritted his teeth. “It’s in front of me and it’s huge. Hard to miss, mate.”