Help Is On the Way

by Mindy Kaling

I love complaining. Almost as much as I love explaining! If I could just kvetch and give disclaimers all day, I would be so happy.

the time after you have a baby is exponentially harder than the time leading up to it.

I mean outrageous in the sense that I was completely outraged by it.

I, on the other hand, wore the same nursing bra and pajamas for at least four weeks.

I was constantly googling crazy shit like, “Do babies who drink formula suffer from obesity/learning disabilities/hate their moms?” As usual, the internet answered with a resounding “yes!” All I wanted was for my mother to be there, helping me, telling me formula would not give my daughter dyslexia and/or male-pattern baldness.