Help Is On the Way

by Mindy Kaling

I hadn’t overachieved this much since high school, and I was loving this vibe for myself.

(I told myself I was paying one dollar per character James McAvoy played . . . and that, reader, was money well spent.)

Then, on December 15, 2017, I had the baby. The grisly details of that day I will leave for my first horror film.

We discussed celebrities we liked (Michael Strahan), celebrities who frustrated us (Shia LaBeouf),