The phrase “cheese is cheese” was playing in a loop in my head as I retreated to my room, where I shut the door and cried. Cheese is not cheese. Orange cheese wrapped in cellophane is all-American, proud, and confident. White cheese is cowardly and fraudulent.
"The phrase “cheese is cheese” was playing in a loop in my head as I retreated to my room, where I shut the door and cried. Cheese is not cheese. Orange cheese wrapped in cellophane is all-American, proud, and confident. White cheese is cowardly and fraudulent."
I don't know why, but this paragraph had me almost in tears I was laughing so hard.