I pet one of them when a flash of pink snatches my attention. I turn my head to get a better look, and the ugliest cat I've ever seen in my life greets me. Hairless, her whole body is pale and wrinkly, her big eyes bulging from her bald head. I look at her. She looks at me. We engage in a battle of spirits, and she doesn't back down.
Ahahahahahaa stop why is this so funny?!?
