You Should See Me in a Crown

by Leah Johnson

Prom in Campbell County, Indiana, is like football in Texas.

Freddy got cocky, thought he could make The Walk without the proper precautions, and he paid the ultimate price: a public meme-ification. You hate to see it.

Remember: There are no real allies in war, only people who are valuable enough at the moment to delay the inevitable destruction they will eventually face at your own hands.” “I can’t tell if you’ve been reading The Art of War again or The Hunger Games.” “Both. Obviously.”

It’s always like being in that old Disney Channel movie Smart House when I come over to the Marinos.

YES TO DCOMS!

They’re honestly my favorite type of ally: the kind that puts their money where their mouth is.

“Don’t worry, I’ll be your personal Uncle Iroh, offering sage advice along the way.”

I solemnly swear that I’m up to only good things

I can’t believe that we’re actually going all Sharks versus Jets in the culinary-arts room.