“Let me just tell ya, I have sick patients of all sizes. I have healthy patients of all sizes. I’m not small, but I take care of my body. I get a checkup every six months. I try to eat as healthy as I can, minus chocolate because—hello— what’s life without chocolate, and, okay, steak off the grill because—hello—Texas. I don’t go to the gym, but I contra dance, which is, well, look it up when you get home.”